in defence of matewis
my mom emailed me in defence of matewis and i found it so funny that i thought i’d share it with you:
Matewis has more than 2 expressions, you scare him, all the time, you are too tall and your voice too deep
And he does “leopard crawling”, so there must be a huge cat hiding inside there somewhere.
The leopard crawling is an army expression, look it up in your dictionary.
That is the movement when he looks like a mop gliding over the floor.
But he is not a mop he is a leopard and your brother.
that illustrates the weird stream-of-consciousness style in which my mom writes to me.
she also said something funny about tinker-bell in my comments section…
i must admit, this isn’t a true depiction of tinkerbell – i caught her as she was blinking… funny though!! 😀
tinkerbell who has not attacked any person or animal for years also read your comments and the other day when i closed the front door as she was walking towards it she grabbed my leg and bit me and then she followed up in quick succession and smacked Tuscany, Nina and her pet hate Jet Jungle.