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laydeeeees and gentlemennnn!

i’m busy reading frankenstein and i just came across the funniest passage!

its from the first time frankenstein meets his monster since he created him, and its a moment full of excitement and drama. what makes it funnny, however, is that it bears a striking resemblance to the opening of a bout in wrestlemania! 😀

you know what i mean – the dramatic entrance with blokes rushing towards each other,  striking poses and shouting taunts at one another, and somehow managing to keep talking every time it looks like the fight is about to break out!

I suddenly beheld the figure of a man, at some distance, advancing towards me with superhuman speed. He bounded over the crevices in the ice, among which I had walked with caution; his stature, also, as he approached, seemed to exceed that of man. I was troubled: a mist came over my eyes, and I felt a faintness seize me; but I was quickly restored by the cold gale of the mountains. I perceived, as the shape came nearer (sight tremendous and abhorred!) that it was the wretch whom I had created. I trembled with rage and horror, resolving to wait his approach, and then close with him in mortal combat. He approached; his countenance bespoke bitter anguish, combined with disdain and malignity, while its unearthly ugliness rendered it almost too horrible for human eyes. But I scarcely observed this; rage and hatred had at first deprived me of utterance, and I recovered only to overwhelm him with words expressive of furious detestation and contempt.

“Devil,” I exclaimed, “do you dare approach me? and do not you fear the fierce vengeance of my arm wreaked on your miserable head? Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and, oh! that I could, with the extinction of your miserable existence, restore those victims whom you have so diabolically murdered!”

“I expected this reception,” said the dæmon. “All men hate the wretched; how, then, must I be hated, who am miserable beyond all living things! Yet you, my creator, detest and spurn me, thy creature, to whom thou art bound by ties only dissoluble by the annihilation of one of us. You purpose to kill me. How dare you sport thus with life? Do your duty towards me, and I will do mine towards you and the rest of mankind. If you will comply with my conditions, I will leave them and you at peace; but if you refuse, I will glut the maw of death, until it be satiated with the blood of your remaining friends.”

“Abhorred monster! fiend that thou art! the tortures of hell are too mild a vengeance for thy crimes. Wretched devil! you reproach me with your creation; come on, then, that I may extinguish the spark which I so negligently bestowed.”

My rage was without bounds; I sprang on him, impelled by all the feelings which can arm one being against the existence of another.

He easily eluded me, and said—
“Be calm! I entreat you to hear me, before you give vent to your hatred on my devoted head. Have I not suffered enough, that you seek to increase my misery? Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it. Remember, thou hast made me more powerful than thyself; my height is superior to thine; my joints more supple. But I will not be tempted to set myself in opposition to thee. I am thy creature, and I will be even mild and docile to my natural lord and king, if thou wilt also perform thy part, the which thou owest me. Oh, Frankenstein, be not equitable to every other, and trample upon me alone, to whom thy justice, and even thy clemency and affection, is most due. Remember, that I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam; but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed. Every where I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded. I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous.”

“Begone! I will not hear you. There can be no community between you and me; we are enemies. Begone, or let us try our strength in a fight, in which one must fall.”

“How can I move thee? Will no entreaties cause thee to turn a favourable eye upon thy creature, who implores thy goodness and compassion? Believe me, Frankenstein: I was benevolent; my soul glowed with love and humanity: but am I not alone, miserably alone? You, my creator, abhor me; what hope can I gather from your fellow-creatures, who owe me nothing? they spurn and hate me. The desert mountains and dreary glaciers are my refuge. I have wandered here many days; the caves of ice, which I only do not fear, are a dwelling to me, and the only one which man does not grudge. These bleak skies I hail, for they are kinder to me than your fellow-beings. If the multitude of mankind knew of my existence, they would do as you do, and arm themselves for my destruction. Shall I not then hate them who abhor me? I will keep no terms with my enemies. I am miserable, and they shall share my wretchedness. Yet it is in your power to recompense me, and deliver them from an evil which it only remains for you to make so great, that not only you and your family, but thousands of others, shall be swallowed up in the whirl-winds of its rage. Let your compassion be moved, and do not disdain me. Listen to my tale: when you have heard that, abandon or commiserate me, as you shall judge that I deserve. But hear me. The guilty are allowed, by human laws, bloody as they are, to speak in their own defence before they are condemned. Listen to me, Frankenstein. You accuse me of murder; and yet you would, with a satisfied conscience, destroy your own creature. Oh, praise the eternal justice of man! Yet I ask you not to spare me: listen to me; and then, if you can, and if you will, destroy the work of your hands.”

“Why do you call to my remembrance,” I rejoined, “circumstances, of which I shudder to reflect, that I have been the miserable origin and author? Cursed be the day, abhorred devil, in which you first saw light! Cursed (although I curse myself) be the hands that formed you! You have made me wretched beyond expression. You have left me no power to consider whether I am just to you, or not. Begone! relieve me from the sight of your detested form.”

“Thus I relieve thee, my creator,” he said, and placed his hated hands before my eyes, which I flung from me with violence; “thus I take from thee a sight which you abhor…

(i just love the idea of “wreaking vengeance” on someone’s head! 😀 )

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  1. October 8, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    LOL…wish I would have had your initial take when I read this one last year…I think I would have enjoyed the book a little more!

  2. jean pierre
    October 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    haha! i couldn’t help but see it any other way! especially when frankenstein starts talking about “mortal combat”! 😀

  3. October 8, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    lol! I hadn’t thought of that, but I can’t deny that you have a point 😀

  4. October 9, 2008 at 9:43 am

    I have to say that I have never considered Frankenstein in relation to wrestling, but now that you’ve mentioned I don’t think I can read it again without picturing that ott faceoff they have for the ads.

  5. October 10, 2008 at 3:14 am

    The drama! Ah, I love this kind of writing. It is what makes gothic fiction so dear to me.

  6. jean pierre
    October 10, 2008 at 6:59 am

    FENCE & NYMETH:

    i’m glad you guys also see the resemblance!

    CARL:

    i totally agree. i love that kind of drama. and its such poetic language. so colourful. “begone” and “mortal combat” and “abhorred monster”, and my favourite “do not you fear the fierce vengeance of my arm wreaked on your miserable head?” with the next line being a close second “Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust!” 😀

    by the way, i’ve tried to leave a comment on your halloween novel post a few times, but it won’t let me…

  7. October 10, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    LoL, Only you JP…only you 😉

  8. October 16, 2008 at 5:50 am

    Try again for me JP, I’ve moved to a different server.

  9. jean pierre
    October 16, 2008 at 7:16 am

    ah! heehaa!

  10. October 17, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Hey, Jean Pierre;
    I couldn’t figure out how to contact you on this blog other than leave a commnet – I know it’s probably right in front of my face!
    Would you check out http://deadbooks.com/ and if you liked it, would you consider mentioning here in your blog?
    Thak you,
    Hoss

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